Saturday, April 2, 2011

March Update! Haircuts, Spring Break and Laughing Fits!

Sorry for the lack of updates recently. Unfortunately there hasn't been much to report. After the excitement and ballyhoo of the first rollover Sloane apparently has had no need for an encore.

"I'm going out on top," she says through a series of grunts, coos and sudden yells.

She has developed a very exciting "poop face" reserved for only when I'm holding her.

It's that kind of father-daughter bonding that really fills my heart.

Other developments include the ability to mimic mom and dad, though only when moving her tongue back and forth. When the three of us do it simultaneously I'm sure we look like a very smart family.

We recently made our first trip down to Arkansas to visit Grandpa and Grandma Van De Walle. Sloane was great and we learned that Sonic has gluten-free items on their menu, which was a nice surprise. I don't know why I just plugged Sonic. Perhaps I'm hoping for free Mocha-Hazelnut Java Chillers for life. We had a great time and grandma only made Sloane "work" for a short time. "Work" meaning trying to roll over, not making shoes or anything. I don't think. I was gone a lot.

Some other exciting news, Jess passed her oral exams, meaning she will graduate in May with a master's degree in educational leadership and policy studies. This has been a major accomplishment and I'm very proud of her. Though it's hard to type that with her messing with me as I'm typing this because she wants to surf the Internet for Gap clothes or something.

Okay, I'm going to end this because I need to defend myself. In the meantime, here's a fun video of Sloane.



Jess: "I'm glad we had her. I now have found someone who thinks I'm hilarious."

In light of Sloane's chipper mood and willingness to laugh I did 10 minutes of Richard Pryor. Nothing. Not even a giggle. Jess pops her head up and Sloane laughs her head off. I'm concerned.


And now for the photos!




"This is all kinds of awkward."

Not at the table, Carlos.


"You're sure you've done this before..." 
Yep! "Thanks for the first haircut grandma!" 
This juice endorsed by Sloane. Well, more specifically, Sloane's chin, neck and bib.

This picture amuses me. Alyse, you've been Sloaned!
She loves leaning against this thing. Doesn't have any interest in crawling. But loves to stand.

As always, you can find more photos on our Flickr: http://www.flickr.com/photos/castle_vandewalle/sets/

Thursday, February 17, 2011

1st rollover!

She's mobile!







At this rate she will reach the kitchen by early 2013.

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Soooo....update!

It comes to my attention that I haven't updated the blog in awhile. In an odd coincidence, women are the ones pointing this out. They're so helpful.

Instead of writing a novel about our lives, I'll provide a summary:

Thanksgiving: delicious! Sloane is cute!
Christmas: yule log! Sloane is sooooo cute! What's a yule log? It sounds nasty. Never mind. Sloane is cute!!!
New Year's: zzzzzzzzzz
Martin Luther King Jr.: Day off from work! Sloane remains cute!!!

Since I've updated the blog a stampede during Bon Om Thook (Khmer Water Festival) celebrations in Phnom Penh, Cambodia, killed 347. I'm 90% sure the two are unrelated.  We also lost Leslie Nielsen, who gave us such quotes as:

"Just think; next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested."

Man, I'm really bumming myself out here.

Anyway, we've since moved out of our tiny Smurf house in Cherokee (actually, if I lived in a mushroom I probably wouldn't leave) and moved in with grandma and grandpa Weishaar – or Nana and Papa as we've collectively determined to be their names until we decide to try something else – my vote is for Gangy and Pop-Pop (Arrested Development reference FTW!).  I'm supposed to specify that FTW means For The Win! So there you go, squares.

I'm enjoying my job at Intger. It's keeping me incredibly busy. I don't have a problem with that until it interferes with my Sloane time. Then I put on my Mustache of Rage. I'd love to tell you what I'm working on but it's far too secretive. Let's just say that that everything you buy from here on out will be because of my clever marketing tactics. You won't be able to help yourself. Quick! Go to your cupboards! All that in there? I made you buy it. I'm supremely powerful. Unfortunately I live with someone who is much more powerful, whom will not let me purchase and install a throne: Gangy (trying it out! It's catching on!).

Sloane is now "eating" solid foods, though that's a very loose term considering there's little solid about blended sweet potatoes. I'm quite an expert at feeding her chin, neck, bib and floor. Sometimes she accidentally swallows. When Jess gets done feeding her it's like she never even ate. After I'm through with her she looks like a lion seconds after devouring a gazelle.

Finally, in a case of self-promotion, I'll also say that you can read more about Sloane, our lives and general nonsense by visiting the Marshalltown Times-Republican newspaper. You can read a page from my Daddy Diary here.

And now....

The PHOTOS!

Last weekend in Cherokee. 

You lookin' at me?

Four generations of Van De Walles (#3 is clearly the best. Who's with me?!)

Four more generations of awesomeness! 

Five-month photo. She advertises for Grandmas everywhere.

Sloane enjoying her socks, oblivious to the fact that we're taking a picture here.
Grounded.

Enjoying her jumper (too small for it but we make it work).

Green Beans!!! I EAT YOU!!!! 

Gooooooo Hawks!

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Have a laugh

I've been waiting for this for about three-and-a-half-months. The laugh. Granted at the moment she sounds like a cross between a pterodactyl battling a Sasquatch and an 80-year-old coal miner but it's still the most beautiful sound I've ever heard.

Happy Saturday!

Laugh Test #1http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_vwBRbgKvw

Laugh Test #2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vUIye5Prko

Friday, November 12, 2010

Photo Phriday

Just a quick update to post a few photos from my cell phone that required far too much effort to actually get here than I'd care to recall to relate.



I might be totally off but I think Sloane looks pretty much exactly like this baby. I'm awaiting my royalty check, Pampers. 



Sloane clone.



Taken by aunt Alyse in the hospital the day she was born (Sloane, not Alyse. That would've been some trick).


Sloane in a cute hat. Or cute Sloane in a hat? Cute dad holding cute Sloane in a cute hat? Yeah, that's pushing it. 


Family

Taken by grandpa & grandma.



Aunt Alyse (very patriotic)



Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Smiley videos

Fun smiley bath time (don't worry, it's of Sloane): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg287vQSJso

Bonus Kelly-sounding-like-a-tired-idiot-trying-to-keep-Sloane-"talking"-by-speaking-jibberish: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jObT1uOeuEI

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Remember, remember the 22nd of November

No, I'm not starting a revolution a la "V for Vendetta." Actually, that'd be pretty fun. Who's with me? I suppose we'd need to find a cause first. We'll iron that out later. Let's just get angry and make signs. I'll dress up Sloane to look like General Custer and get her a small sword. Any excuse to put a sword in her hands, really. We're not going to be here forever. It's high time she learn to defend herself.

Where was I? Oh yes. The 22nd of November. That's the date when I begin my new job at the Integer Group in Des Moines! We're super excited. It's bittersweet, though, to leave friends here. However we'll be about 3 hours closer to my parents and, depending on where we find a house (anybody giving away free houses in the Des Moines area?), within 30 minutes or so of the Weishaars. Jess will be able to get out of her contract in Cherokee, however not until the end of December. Not looking forward to being without my girls for three weeks. Lord only knows the shenanigans they'll get into without me. My guess is it'll be lots of movies starring Brad Pitt and Harry Connick Jr.

My last day at BV is November 17. After that I plan on taking a four-day weekend to soak up as much Jess/Sloane time I can before leaving to move in temporarily with Steve/Kate/Lea Sand in Altoona (thanks guys!). It'll be fun to room with Steve again (former college roommate). He informs me that he sleeps on the right side of the bed (I'm a left-side guy), so this should work out great. Kate either gets the middle or the couch. We haven't decided yet. I suppose it depends on how much she squirms.

Since I last updated the blog we had grandma and grandpa Van De Walle over from Arkansas. We had plenty of pictures of Sloane with grandma. Grandpa made chili.  We were all waiting with anticipation at Sloane to "jettison some excess waste" (to put it in astronaut terms), as she recently has gone through multiple 4-5 days of nothing but wet diapers. It was my hope that one look at grandpa would scare the crap out of her. It took repeated exposure to him, but she finally got it done. Who would've thought I'd one day be hoping for baby poop.

Baby skill update:

-Neck strength continues to build. She's much more graceful now, though still gives up frequently, which results in random headbutts. We watched the movie Willow today and I'm pretty sure Sloane could take him, or at the very least knock that little guy unconscious.

-She can stand up (sorta) with some bracing. Doesn't have the hang of balance yet (it's seriously not that hard), but will straighten her legs out when vertical. It's fun until she gives up and starts whining (lame).

-Focus: She's doing a great job of focusing (with her eyes, not like being able to move things with her mind. She's much too young for that yet). We have this trippy psychedelic light wand thing that she will follow with her eyes all over the place. Grandma says that's very good, so I think I should get a sticker or something. However she enjoys looking above my eyes when we're face-to-face, making me think that either A) I have something on my forehead or B) that something much cooler is going on behind me.

-My "Macho Man" Cradle (one of my three "baby holds" that I name after 80s professional wrestlers) is becoming less and less popular. She wants to see out more now (why she doesn't want to just stare at dad all day is confusing), so I've been relegated to the "Jake the Snake" Neck Prop more frequently. It's considerably less comfortable, so it makes sense.

-Lots more smiles, particularly in the mornings. I just had about a two-minute conversation with her in her swing. I have no idea what we were talking about or who made less sense, but she sounded considerably cuter than I did. Jess snuck over during our private conversation (impolite) and recorded me sounding like an idiot. She'll probably make me post it to get back at me. So look for that soon.

-Sleeping: Sloane now has the ability to sleep from about 9-6, though doesn't always choose to. She had gone about 16 days straight sleeping through the night until this week. We love her. On a related note, apparently she needs to be fed at 6:00. If there's one thing we've learned loud and clear, it's this.

Musings:

I wonder how Sloane is going to react to daylight savings time. I tried to explain it to her but she just zoned out. I would too, I suppose. It's not that interesting. But she needs to know in order to correctly re-set her watch.


Now for some photos!


Grandma checking Sloane's motor skills. She's passing with flying colors.  


I'm like Santa. Everyone wants to sit in my lap.
Cheeks are getting chubbier. I checked with Jess and apparently she doesn't have a "light" milk option. 


"Do you like my combover?" This might be one of my favorite pics of her. Photo credit goes to Jess.


As always, more photos on our flickr: http://www.flickr.com/photos/castle_vandewalle/